isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
those nerds in high school who run like this
in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it
WHO WANTS TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY VERY FIRST CRUSH
are you serious i thought it was an actually person not a platypus
HE IS NOT A PLATYPUS YOU UNCULTURED TIT , IT IS A BLUE PENGUIN NAMED PABLO, I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO MAKE FUN OF MY FIRST TRUE LOVE
My favorite band’s b-sides are better than your favorite band’s greatest hits.
when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country